Education: MBBS / FCPS
Nothing I write here would provide an appropriate simile to describe the awesomeness of flawsome, the darling damsel, the sweet heart of IRC’s men and woman alike.
Its an immutable fact that IRC is a business that thrives on schadenfreude, but flawsome’s survival here disproves this notion. This woman is goodness personified — cordial, self-contained but strong, who knows how to handle herself in public. She can be cordial, without being fervent.. Can be fun, without being cheesy.. Can be stern, without being imperious.. and definitely can be facetious, without being reckless. The balance flawsome brings with her person should be revered and studied, as a classic textbook of how women should behave on IRC to be socially admired without compromising their chastity. [On a rather lighter note, how she manages to put up with some of the inferiority-complexed megalomaniacs on IRC, beats me… KEK!]
Nobody has seen flawsome… and to my knowledge, nobody has even heard to her voice either. But to ascertain the vibes oozed out by this lady, seeing or hearing her voice is NOT a pre-requisite… because the demeanor, the general etiquette she possesses is a glaring testament of the beauty that lies beneath the veils of her nick. Like I said, the way flawsome conducts herself, the way she handles everyone, friend or foe alike, serves as a graceful mantilla, which renders the question of how she actually looks in real utterly superfluous! And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is the truest of victories anyone can achieve on a place as ruthless as IRC, i.e. regardless of how she looks, everyone unanimously agrees that flawsome in fact IS a beautiful person to be around.
If one manages to rise above the worldly superficiality and see past the volatile social standards of appearance or money or stature against which we keep appraising each other; then he shall see that this khoobsurati which flawsome has, is ALL that matters. Rest of all our pompous dogmatism is just smoked-filled coffee house bullshit!
Kaafi logon ko lag raha ho ga k i am being overly generous in conveying my reverence for flawsome, lol. But to see that I am not alone in sharing this opinion, please refer to the the Testimonials from friends in the following section would explicate the enormity of people’s adulation for this lady.
For me, flawsome is a winner. She is a successful professional, a doctor, who has fought through a lot of personal challenges and prevailed. Some of personal conquests, you will learn in this interview, some have not been published upon her request. But from I know about her, I love her for her courage and conviction. Empowered women who know how to keep their feet on the ground are a dying breed in this world of distorted feminism and deviance. flawsome is the among the last of that dying breed and I am lucky to know her… and to be considered a friend by her!Dauntless
TESTIMONIALS FROM FRIENDS
Question: Tell me something about yourself. Ideally, something which is not common knowledge.
Answer: I m a doc pretty simple most of the time sweet loving caring silly but i have another side that is super nasty when i dont like anything..For example kal wala scene jo hua tha cupid k saath:p bisti session..also ive had some fights with mobs working as a resident where we had to handle people with firearm..perks of working in a govt hospital…. and yes in obsessed about my profession
Question: What inspired your nick?
Answer: Well i have this really bad habit of self critisism..so keeping that in mind i wanted a nick that showed that although im not perfect im still awesome..flawsome pretty much sums it up
Question: What made you joined IRC? And why do you use it?
Answer: Well i had finished my training and well had no job as i had not passed part 2..post training i missed my friends my work…i was bored so i joined irc…I use it because i find it entertaining. Also i like observing different behaviours. Sometimes i just read how ppl interact with each other. Passive learning:p (In Early 2000s) My cousin introduced me to it n i used it for a week ..then never joined back (until now)
Question: If you had to change your nick, what would your new name be, and why would you choose that nick?
Answer: Phoenix why because i like the concept of reserrection from ashes…i have evolved as a person over this period of 6 7 years.seen the worst kind of ppl too still i fought them all to be what i am today …thats y..i would love that nick
Question: Do you prefer being anonymous on IRC? If Yes, Why?
Answer: Yes I prefer being annonymous…this way its easier to observe ppl ..plus I’ve always been someone who likes to stay in a corner ..dont like being the centre of attention ..seeing ppl happy makes me happy.
Question: So staying anonymous just to stay off-Radar is your motive? Is it working out?
Answer: Its not 😛 Usually i dont chat if im not addressed too. But there are times when i cant stop talking. Thats the time when ppl ask me to shut up. It all depends on my mood.
Question: Have you ever met anyone from IRC? If yes, who?
Answer: Nope, no one.
Question: You plan to?
Answer: umm I might.
Question: If you might meet someone from IRC, who’d it be?
Answer: Rabia & Eclipse
Question: Is there any channel on IRC you want completely destroyed? If yes, why?
Answer: No y would i want any channel to be destroyed…irc hai …just have fun ..jo ni pasand usko ignore karen move on.
Question: Who on IRC do you like/dislike the most? One nick for each.
Answer: Like: Rabia / Dislike: Vehshee
Question: Who is the person whom you wish you had met in RL, not through IRC?
Answer: Eclipse, I think she is one strong woman. I would love to be her friend in real life too.
Question: Who is the person you think about when you are not on IRC?
Answer: Currently sabzee-farosh ..i wonder where he is…gayab he hogye hain bilkul
Question: What’s your worst memory from IRC?
Answer: Worst memory was a abuse flood (of my name) on porto and lhr initially when i joined irc in the first few months. I dunno who did it…n never knew why?
Question: What is the hottest (Most Catchy) nick you find on IRC? What is the least attractive nick?
Answer: Most catchy: iam2gud / Least was…buniyan..lol
Question: What was the weirdest conversation you have overheard on IRC?
Answer: It was on pakistan i think btw cops and a girl…full romantic conversation chal rae thi main pe…abt body odour bla bla.. I was like wtf man..that was super weird..i left the channel that time
Question: After 10 years, when/if you are gone from IRC, what you will be most nostalgic about?
Answer: Ille miss the crazy fights the super smart sassy comebacks friendships weird personalities everyhting abt irc …irc ka jungle
Question: who do you think has the “sassiest” retorts/comebacks on irc?
Answer: You n beparwah, and sabzee farosh…man u guys r on fire when u r trolling someone ..that time i read n learn:p
Question: What was the most uncomfortable thing you’ve had to do out of politeness on IRC?
Answer: Nothing..i never do anything that makes me uncomfortable..when i know its wrong…only then my brain makes me uncomfortable…i just say it out loud..i dont like it i wont do it..simple! N if ppl ask me repeatedly it just makes me angry..n then i ignore them:p but Out of politeness nope (i dont do anything), Not on IRC!
Question: If you go back in past, which one thing you would like to change in your IRC history?
Answer: I would delete all stupid bloopers i made…autocorrect made actually..embarassement. Well once i was chatting on main and instead of ek sec men ati hoon..autocorrect changed sec to sex…channel main pe!..omg … It was embarassing!
Question: Name one of your enemies on IRC which you would rather wish to be friends with?
Answer: Enemies..hate strong words…i dont have enemies on irc or in real life…or jinko main duahman man lune..in my mind ive already killed them for me they stop existing!
Question: Name your IRC crush, if any?
Answer: (No crush) / I like iam2gud he is a good friend he is honest doesnt sugar coat things..and sabzee he is supportive helpful honest tameezdar banda hai..
Question: Describe me in one word?
Question: If you are asked to suggest a nick name for IRC, what will it be?
Answer: Comedy Circus, lol. Kisi ko sher banna pasand. Kisi ko leechar. kisi ko bandar. Sare hi anokhe, ek say barh k ek!
Question: Did you ever dress up like a school girl and got your ass spanked?
Answer: Hain, NEVER!
Question: Tell one of your darkest fantasies?
Answer: Darkest…dark to ni… Fantasy hai… I want to dress like an eskimo live in an igloo and keep walruses as pets.
Question: At what age did you had your first crush? What did you like in him/her?
Answer: In Uni.. He was a foreigner…His green-blue Eyes. (flawsome sighed while saying this) He was Syrian.
Question: Most embarrassing moments in RL?
Answer: I think it was during ragging in med school first day….they did a lil drama where i had to stand on the table n a guy made me wear a keychain ring…it was odd…Also when i dressed up.for 14th august n a guy commented on top of his lungs pakiatan ka jhanda ban k kahan ja rae ho…
Question: What do you notice in a guy/girl at first sight?
Answer: Eyes.. teeth… smile… Nails…lol
Question: Bonus: Say a few words for Dauntless, Good & Bad!
Answer: Kashmiri:p fearless but sometimes has no filter
Question: Who is your role model?
Answer: My Abba, he is a sweet charming understanding man…who adjusts to any situation…he underatands ppl well..he guides ppl helps them without even a thanks in return ..plus when the entire world was against me he was the only man whi would wipe my tears n tell me i will succeed i just need to trust myself more. So yeah..i think aisa hona chaiye ..logon k liye sakoon banne pareshani nai
Question: Which person In the world knows you the best?
Answer: My Twin!
Question What is the question people ask you most often?
Answer: Shadi q ni karti…karna ni chahti ya pasand hai koi? I said abhi dhoond rahi. Ya to unko lagta main bht parh gae hun. Ya phir chalti phirti model.chaiye. Ya phir ppl have more interest in my bank balance. Now i dont want an over grown man child. Im not mummy ki replacement
Question: Which one of the following, you’d never say to another person? A. Comment on their looks, B. Comment on Their Personal Lives, C. Comment on their careers, D. Shout at them!
Answer: B, the rest I’ve done at some points in life.
Question: What is your greatest achievement?
Answer: Professionally when i qualified part 2 fcps in my 1st attempt. Personally, When one day i decided not to pay any attention to the ppl continously targetting me for years…i gave em a shut up call …from that day they knew is k mun men zaban agai hai:p
Question: What is your greatest failure?
Answer: At recognizing ppl …i trust too early
Question: What did you learn from your greatest failure?
Answer: I learnt that jo dikhta hai ho hota ni. Ppl can b drama queens cheats. For years. They know how to take advantage. Pehle muje lagta tha kisi k sath acha karoge to ap k sath b acha hoga. But aiisa nai hota. So now, Ive stopped expecting from ppl. I turned my expectations to Allah g…now when i have expectations i ask Allah g k dekhen main apke liye ye sab karae hun ab apne aage ka mamla sambhalna thats it. Insaan ki aukat ni hai expectations pe poora utarne ki
Question: What is the thing you’re most proud of?
Answer: Im proud that my parents are proud of me n they r now vocal abt it esp my mom
Question: What would you like to change about yourself?
Answer: A lot of things. Be more confident. Pay attention to myself. Treat myself well. Stop being cruel to my ownself…A lot of things!
Question: What is the greatest obstacle you’re facing right now?
Answer: Lots of phuppos around Lol. Phupho jaise uncle aunties. They just have one topic shadi shadi.. taunts… uffff.. Im like maafi den den muje ..kuch intellectual baat karlen aunty?
Question: What is the ritual that helps you calm down?
Answer: Drawing I draw…randomly… Or copy something / Reminiscing about the times when I actually laughed; Its like a reel in my brain, replayed.
Question: What was the happiest period of your life?
Answer: My Childhood, I was carefree. And also my residency (5 year training period)
Question: What is your most treasured memory from childhood?
Answer: I was in class 1 my mom went to lahore she took me too..we have to attend a wedding. My abba was here in khi.. In lahore she had a quarrel with her sisters. She took a flight for khi ..my abba was there to receive us..mom was in a bad mood..i was being scolded…i remember looking at my abba ddooooooorrrrrr se ..i ran up to him showered him with kisses his face was covered with my kisses plus nosy. I was very happy. Its one of my fondest memory as a child. Eveyone was laughing in the waiting area I was least bothered.
Question: What is the greatest injustice you’ve lived through?
Answer: (After a long heart-to-heart, I have decided to withhold the answer flawsome gave because of its personal nature)
Question: If you have to choose between getting caught on a date and getting expelled from the university in final semester, which would you prefer?
Answer: Getting caught on a date.
Question: Have you ever been in love?
Answer: Love no.. infatuation yes
Question: If you have to choose between running into your ex with your husband, and running into your husband’s ex while you’re with him, which one would you prefer and why?
Answer: Husbands ex while with him….husbands ex is finished past..khatam no harm in meeting her
Question: If you have to choose between forgetting your speech in front of a crowd and getting caught cheating in an exam, which will you choose and why?
Answer: Forgetting my speech
Question: If you have to choose between a man with a bad breath/odor and a man with bad dressing sense, which one would you choose?
Answer: A man wiith bad dressing sense. Kapre main khus pehna dene. Lol. But jisko hosh na ho safai ka uski ammi ni ban sakti main ab
Question: If you have to choose between getting caught while cheating on your spouse and catching your spouse cheating on you, which one would you prefer?
Answer: I can never cheat on my spouse. This is one thing that i know abt myself. So the other option i guess
Question: If you have to choose between being a ruthless morally insane predator, or a helpless miserable prey, which one would you be?
Answer: 1st option
Question: If you had to choose between being the most brilliant and famous woman in the world but staying single forever, and being the most ordinary woman whom no one would care to remember but having the most satiating romantic life, which one would you prefer?
Answer: The second option 😛 If its a war btw love n career ..i will.let love win. *Blink blink*
|JohnnyBravo||8.5||He is a handsome guy with a good nature|
|Salaar||8||He is sweet, brottherly feeling ati hai|
|la`pple||6||I haven’t interacted with her much|
|Cupid||6.5||Teer wala larka / Simple and tameezdar|
|Miico||7||Lives by her rules|
|Kitab||8||She is every attractive i love her eyebrow…tooooiiinnn kar kar k uper hain|
|Meow_||8||Witty & Good Looking|
|SweetJaan||7.5||I like her bindiya n she is a sweet soul|
|Marlboroman||8||Good natured, brotherly feeling|
|Sharp||5||Too less interaction to rate accurately|
|Rathore||6.5||Good intentions but need to reevaluate a few things|
|Shoaib||6.5||Havent interacted much|
|Raheel||4||Ive talked to him 5 times hi hello bas|
|Khurram||7.5||7 is khurram 0.5 for his tind..he is my abbas hum-tind|
Thats all folks! I hope you enjoyed the interview of the awesome flawsome! Next one is Revenge“… Stay tuned!!
Now go on and read this birthday post of SweetJaan which you can access here: https://span.pk/happy-birthday-sweetjaan
This is Dauntless signing off!