The Holy Healer

Nick: Exquisite

A doctor by profession, EXQUISITE is already in business of saving lives… what nobler notion can I start a topic with?

I can testify, through experience, that she is a great medic, but an even better human being. In a place oozing with filth, where mud slinging is a norm, where slanders are in fashion, this ‘Holy Healer’ has remarkably kept her slate, clean.. and chaste. A meticulous blend of compassion and apathy… Of urbanity and reservedness. She is what she is for so many years and she simply DOES NOT break character!

Be advised however, if you are fair with her, she can be the loveliest person you’d get to know. If you cross a line, you better be ready to get obliterated; usually through bitterness of her ignorance because she WILL erase you from her life.. and her silence after that, will be deafening, Hah! You dont want to be in her bad books! 😉

Better yet, her reputation precedes her everywhere.. and she is respected among her friends and foes alike; that, in itself, is a rare feat. You might not like her for a number of reason, but you can never bad mouth her cuz Exquisite simply doesn’t rattle.

Behold, a few words about Exquisite from random people:

Beparwah: “Biya is one of those people for whom they say “A friend’s eye is a good mirror”, such a wonderful, sincere and a lovely friend I have ever got on a presumably fake world i.e. IRC, last but not least you are the best thing happened to me”

LaAdLaDaSadFlute: “Guria”

Diamond: “Exquisite has mostly been rude to me despite my tries to become friends with her, no idea why“

Dionysus: “NOVEL WALI LARKI, jo hamesha khud ko aise train ka musafir samjhti hay jiss ke dosri train say takar honay wali hay“

Kitab: “Umm nice girl mera attitude us kay sath kabhi sahi nhi rehta tha thora sa jann’nay kay baad i like her she’s a beautiful human being“

SoniZz: “A very decent and sweet lady who I would love to get to know more“

Giggles: “she is a sweetheart… at times i find her like me …all spontaneous”

With that notion, ladies & gentlemen, I give you “Dr. Terrific”… The EXQUISITE!

Question 1: Tell me something about yourself. Ideally, something which is not common knowledge.

I am a great LIAR; over the time I’ve changed alot pehle me logon ko khush rakhne ki try krti thi ab me ne realise kia hai logon ko please krna asan nhi so I hardly care about others. Jo bat buri lagi hamesha dil me rkhti hn.. asani se bhoolti nhi na maf krti hn!

Do remind me to wear my safety-helmet before I speak to you next time :S

What inspired your nick?

Honestly koi inspiration ni thi I went thorugh dictionary to find a good nick aur ye acha laga :d

What made you joined IRC? And why do you use it?

mra ek czn use krta tha me ne 1 2 dfa chat ki to interesting laga…pehle enjoyment k lie use krti thi, diff logon se chat krna unko explore krna mze ka kam lgta tha. Ab sirf addiction/adat ki wja se join kr leti ya frnds se bat krne k lie

If you had to change your nick, what would your new name be, and why would you choose that nick?

mra new nick ‘B’ hogs ku k mje single alphabet nicks bht attract krte or B se mra nickname start hota he

FYI: Beparwah bhi B say hi start hota hai! O_o

Must be a coincidence! /me shrugs

Do you prefer being anonymous on IRC? If Yes, Why?

yes I prefer being anonymous ku k yahan hm sbko ni jante kon ksa he to koi b bnda apki info ko misuse kr skta

Then whats the point of coming here? O_o

Have you ever met anyone from IRC? If yes, who?

yes I met Nawabzadi and Bint-e-Hawa … and ********* (nick withheld upon respondent’s request HAHA)

Is there any channel on IRC you want completely destroyed? If yes, why?

yes #pakistan channel; I dont like most of their admins

Who on IRC do you like/dislike the most? One nick for each.

i like Beparwah the most and dislike Rasputine78 aka chapichapoo.

BEPARWAH??? 😮

My whole life was a lie! :'[

Who is the person whom you wish you had met in RL, not through IRC?

I wish me parisa se b real life me mili hoti.She’s the best girl I’ve ever met on irc. A true friend

Who is the person you think about when you are not on IRC?

Beparwah; woh bhi jub hamari lrai hui to

aais interview wich eet chukou tay thullon Beparwah niklay ga :S

What’s your worst memory from IRC?

bs ek so called frnd ne lrai k bad bht bura abuse kia tha or kch esa yad nhi (Black_Coffee)

What is the hottest (Most Catchy) nick you find on IRC? What is the least attractive nick?

Hottest: Achilles / Least Attractive: Married`Male`Lahore

What was the weirdest conversation you have overheard on IRC?

Someone was talking #Pakistan k ek OP ne (Mr_PresidenT) opship k lie apne passport ki copy tak founder ko submit krwayi hui

LOL… Wtf man?! 😀 Wait till Nadia^’s interview is published for some further light on Mr. President, hah!

After 10 years, when/if you are gone from IRC, what you will be most nostalgic about?

Nostalgic to me abhi b hoti hn 2 years back jo lahore pe chat hoti thi or bad me b usi ko miss krn gi

What is the most interesting activity imaginable on IRC?

Radio shows or sath chat song dedications etc

What was the most uncomfortable thing you’ve had to do out of politeness on IRC?

Mein polite zrur hn bt agr kch uncomfortable lag ra ho us kam se inkar kr deti so yad nhi esa kch kbi kia ho.

Thank you for telling this in advance, i was about to ask a favor on Diamond’s bidding, LOL!

If you go back in past, which one thing you would like to change in your IRC history?

me ek ex friend ‘devlish looks’ ko unfriend krun gi kbi us se dosti ni krn gi

First think of a product. Which person on IRC can you associate with it the most?

Product: Diana of London foundation / Association: aliza^

Name one of your enemies on IRC which you would rather wish to be friends with?

lol sachi recent list me koi enemy aisa ni he jis se friendship krna chahti. Kitab was once enemy ab nhi he!

Name your IRC crush, if any?

Beparwah. Kyun k wo ******** hai or **** **** hai… aur beshk ****** lgta he bt ******* * **** ****** ****,jata jse mostly lrke krte hen. or ye bilkulllllll publish ni hona chahea!!

(Censored upon respondent’s request, BURN! HAH!)

Describe me in one word?

Benign

I misread it as “Baingan”… THANK YOU SONIZZ!:@

Describe Dionysus in one word?

Emotional

If you are asked to suggest a nick name for IRC, what will it be?

Addiction

Tell one of your darkest fantasies?

Mein aik dafa cigarette pee k dekhna chahti hun k esa kia hai us me jo log itni asani se nahi chor skte

At what age did you had your first crush? What did you like in him/her?

18 (and) i liked his indifferent attitude

Most embarrassing moments in RL?

I was talking bad abt someone in class / hum ne uska naam ‘chira’ rakha hua tha.to yeh naam le kar us k physical attributes par he koi bat ki thi bohat sal purani bat hai, ab exact yad nahi nut jb peche mur k dekha wo bilkul mre peche khara tha :/

Another mentioned incidence is withheld on respondent’s request.. damn, I’ve started to enjoy this! 😀

What do you notice in a guy/girl at first sight?

(In) Guys: Hair / (In girls): Dressing

Bonus: Dedicate some words for any one of our mutual friends

SoniZz: ‘hain chahne wale or bohat pr tm me hai ik bat bohat… tm apni apni lagti ho’ Beparwah: woh ek bar jise ankh utha kr dekhe… yakeen kro use mushkil me dal deta he

Bonus: Say a few words for Dauntless, Good & Bad!

‘badshahat ka atbar he kia…. ehtiatan fakeer rehte hn!’ [Like: ap trustworthy hn / Dislike: jb ksi pe ghussa ata out of control ho jate hn :p]

Did she just call me a fakeer? O_o

[NEW addition 1]: Who is the person you avoid the most on IRC?

It was Freak once, now Dionysus Unki kch baten ajeeb lagi theen ek to kch bura ho jaye un k sath to repeat krte rehte like err wala wakia Aly wala… plus troll krte hue kbi kbi bht insulting sa way lagta unka

[NEW addition 2]: Say something to someone which you couldnt say till now for some reason?

Kitab and Diamond ap dono achi lrkian hen lakin apko apne ghusse ko control krna or ghusse me b tameez k daire me rehna ana chahie.

Next Edition: Nazia <3

A brave Interview. Not persephone-esque brave, hah, but brave nevertheless!

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