For three painfully long days, I’ve deliberated over the ‘introduction’ for this interview. After all, its about one of my very best friends on IRC; it ought to be different… and more glamorous… more philosophical perhaps? After bleeding my heart all over the floor in the previous interviews, the least I could expect myself to do, was making this a memorable one! And yet after many hours of contemplation, I find myself standing at the same precipice from whence I started… totally blank and dumbfounded!
May be some bonds of fellowship are not meant to be distorted with philosophical malarkey; they ravel in their simplicity. Me & Dionysus are molded in the same blood of brotherhood, untainted by envy and pride. And therefore, I have decided that I will not embellish this article with glamorous words and scandalous confessions. This is not a fairy-tale, just a bittersweet ramble about a wolf in a macrocosm of sheep…
My story with The Lone Wolf began when the power struggle within the wolf pack (lapple, err, Dionysus gang) inevitably erupted all of a sudden. . This war wasn’t for money, or power.. because there are none on IRC…this was about bragging rights! The wolf-ling had come off age… he had defected from the pack… and now he had to protect his turf! It’s always fight or flight, gentlemen. But this beast had come too far to back off. He wasn’t the one to concede… to surrender… and the war waged on!
As an ‘outsider’, all I could do was to by-stand and sit out this conflict as a neutral that I was. But like they say, in wars, there will always be collateral damage. And so I was dragged in it, through accusations of being a accomplice of the wolf, of being a spy for Dionysus, whereas I hardly knew the guy, LOL. Some even said ‘Dauntless is Dionysus”, which later became a Socratic irony! 🙂
“When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies.. but the pack survives“
But this was different. The lone wolf fought relentlessly against the pack.. and one by one, they all fell. And he was the last one standing.. he had come of age.. The wolf had became an Alpha! He had won his turf, and I had won a friend! Not a crappy IRC friend, a REAL one!
The rest is history…
Back to the realism, lol. My friendship with Dionysus is no longer bound by IRC, its beyond it. Its not that I am blinded by brotherly love for this asshole and will look away from his misdemeanors with a shrug. I am one of his closest friend and his BIGGEST critic… and I have been brutally honest with him about my opinion on certain actions of his, like throwing around names to win troll-fest… against `err or Ehmath or lapple or anyone else.
Dionysus may be intellectually arrogant and can be a shockingly UNBEARABLE asshole, some poeple even consider him morally insane! But, I know through experience, that he has the grit to accept where he is wrong and make amends, albeit silently. His kindness is always secretive, because he doesn’t like to exhibit his emotions, his weaknesses. He responds to power; and through this authoritative disposition, he conceals his softer side from the world. Because people often confuse kindness with weakness. Its easier to be the predator, than the prey. But beneath this menacing epiphany of a wine god, there is a very human
Sometimes I find it funny to see how the local jargon of “Dauntless is Dionysus” panned out as a self-fulfilling prophecy… because I DID end up being on Dionysus’ side and you can bet your ass we are very much ONE now.
So in unlikely event of someone conspiring to fuck with him, you better paralyze my ass first because I WILL come after you with everything I got! BROCODE101: You fuck him, We fuck you up! KEK!
Not like he needs my help though.. I am just a rabid wolverine; he is the wolf… the once lone wolf, who has now become… The Alpha!
You have been warned…!
- Chox: Loser.. Infact no…… Hasaas aurat
- RIDDL3R: I want to make love to his voice
- Beparwah: He is a brother when you need a brother, he is your best friend when u r in need of a friend .. Enemies should also make note of it :D. The only thing I find weird about him is “cassette phans jandi ek jaga” u know what I mean :p. He is loving, caring, kind, gentle, in short an AH muaah.. Last but not least he is an Alpha that keeps an eye on his pack!
- LaAdLa`Da`Sad`Flute: I don’t know much about this moron, but he seems like a gud soul, most importantly if u r getting bored, poke him, i am damn sure he ll start ENTERTAINING u instantly! SUCH A CRAP !
- Kitab: He’s kind hearted diamond say dosti nibha rahy hain us kay itna kuch bohat pehlay bolnay kay bawajood bhi or i like his personality jaisay woh hain..un ko khud ko bilkul change karny ki zrorat nhi..
- Exquisite Dionysus is one of those very few persons jinki me bht ziadaaaaa respect krti hun and he earned that respect ku k wo khud bht respect dete hen.Bohat coolminded hain,main ne rarely unko ghusse me dekha hai aur irc k sabse bare “TROLL” hain ?
- Diamond: Dionysus is a Diamond! I wish he’d be more comfortable in opening up, he’s someone I can be great friends with then.
- SoniZz: The real drama queen!?
- Nazia: He is unpredictable. Sometimes it feels he is a nice gentleman but the other times he is just a dick
- Funnybone: Dionysus has a good sense of humor. You won’t find many mature folks on DALnet these days. I hate to say it but he’s one of very few.
- Hassan: Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when u have nothing Dionysus is this kind of person my true mentor a friend a brother to me.. Am there for you when ever u need.. thats why i offered myself a Driver to him 🙂 am very lucky i have found a brother who is friend too me.. Thanks Dionysus Love u Man
|Tell me something about yourself. Ideally, something which is not common knowledge.|
|I have brown pubes|
Pic or its not true!
|What inspired your nick?|
|Nothing really, i stole it from a website “cool chat nicknames”|
Trying to do a RIDDL3R? .. Just DONT!
|What made you joined IRC? And why do you use it?|
|I was in DXB for an assignment had no social life there so… Dont have a reason (to use it) as such…An addiction may be|
*Yawn*.. that story was interesting the first 400 times!
|If you had to change your nick, what would your new name be, and why would you choose that nick?|
|New nick umm prolly some other Greek God name… There is no logic behind irc nicks at least i have not found any|
How about “Hermaphroditus”, the god of womanish men? 😀
|Do you prefer being anonymous on IRC? If Yes, Why?|
|No I don’t … Not anymore|
Wearing it like an armor, eh? ;]
|Have you ever met anyone from IRC? If yes, who?|
Tabhi Hassan aj kal bahki bahki batain ker raha hai!
|Who on IRC do you like/dislike the most? One nick for each.|
|Like: Dauntless / Dislike: Steve^Austin.. (and) I don’t dislike `err i hate him|
LIES & DECEIT!! After bleeding your heart all over the floor for Kitab, how can you like me the most? :@
|Why do you hate `err?|
|I just cant get along with someone who is a hypocrite, a two faced AH. Monh pay bhai peth pechay blackmailer… he wants apple to stay away from me or any guy.. so feeding her with wrong info.. twisted facts and all! No (further) comments|
|Whats your beef with Nazia?|
|I swear, I dont remember even talking to her on Undernet (as she mentioned in her interview) …. Or who the eff sen is. I just cant stand the hypocrisy, that’s my only problem .|A
|Who is the person you think about when you are not on IRC?|
|Rana n You (Beparwah & Dauntless)|
|What’s your worst memory from IRC?|
|Being abused by someone who I considered my friend … When la`pple abused my family.. My father!|
Welcome to the club, bruh!
|What is the hottest (Most Catchy) nick you find on IRC? What is the least attractive nick?|
|Hottest: Cleopasta / Least: LaAdLa`Da`Sad`Flute|
|What was the weirdest conversation you have overheard on IRC?|
|Ummm about Khurram’s nude video|
|What is the most interesting activity imaginable on IRC?|
|To me writing scripts… Compiling bots|
That’s nerdy; and boring! Lets rather do that PodCast thingy!
|What was the most uncomfortable thing you’ve had to do out of politeness on IRC?|
|Haha giving excursion back to `err group… I did that for raja jee (Beparwah) only|
`err has a group? O_o
|If you go back in past, which one thing you would like to change in your IRC history?|
|Trusting every asshole who sounded nice … (like) `err, la`pple.. Aly even|
Allow me to reiterate, Aly is an idiot!
|First think of a product. Which person on IRC can you associate with it the most?|
|Product: Buttplug / Association: Bazigar|
|Name one of your enemies on IRC which you would rather wish to be friends with?|
|Cistum hota tha kabhi … Ab koi nahi|
Its ok if you say la`pple here as well… Nobody will judge you!
|Name your IRC crush, if any?|
|By looks: Kitab / By word: Pinkalicious|
Oh Sw**y! Watch your back, home boy; you’ve got competition, LOL!
|Describe me in one word?|
Ok, whatever I said in intro, was a lie! FU!
|If you are asked to suggest a nick name for IRC, what will it be?|
|The catharsis room|
|Tell one of your darkest fantasies?|
|Wanna have a harem of slaves… Roaming around In their birth suits only … I dream of this even|
Male or females?
|At what age did you had your first crush? What did you like in him/her?|
|At 4th … my tutor, Ms. Iffat! |
She wore deep cuts .. i saw the cleavage for the very 1st time … main pass hi khara rehta tha un kay!
(Wait!!) is it an interview question?????
Hah, too late ass-clown! muahaha
|Most embarrassing moments in RL?|
|On a sales call when a GM HR threw file outta his office … didnt know how to react … wasnt even able to move from the chair i was sitting in … still remember the incident as if it happened yesterday.|
Woh wala nahi tha embarrassing when you were caught making out in Model Town park’s parking?
|What do you notice in a guy/girl at first sight?|
|larki main feet / larkay main cleanliness|
Its the same thing, no? A woman’ cleanliness is usually “assessed” by her feet, no?!
|Who is the person you actively try to avoid on IRC?|
|None… I love bumping into the ones who avoids me … haan kisi ki request pay ho sakta hay … jaisay tumhari baat pay, I avoided SoniZz!|
Request? You got lost in semantics mate; I dont make requests! It was a THREAT!
|Bonus: Dedicate some words for any one of our mutual friends|
|Hassan – pyara|
Beparwah = ba aitbaar
Diamond – masoom
Kitab – purkashish
SoniZz – hypocrite
|Bonus: Say a few words for Dauntless, Good & Bad!|
|Mujhay ab tak woh baat hurt karti hay.. (When you said:) “YOU ARE NOT MY DAD; DONT GIVE ME SPEECH ON MORALITY”|
What can I say? You bored me to death! 😀
Question From some friends:
|RIDDL3R: If you clone yourself, change all the y chromosomes to x chromosomes, so your clone is basically a female version of you, and then you fuck the clone, is it incest or masturbation?|
|Diamond: Is Kitab your sister, yes or no?|
| NO… a big fat no!|
|Beparwah: When r u going to get over ur fights and enemies and ignore them even if they r sitting around you?|
|NO! I can be anything but a hypocrite. I dont feed my personal grudges BTW. So the answer is never! |
|Exquisite: IRC k kon kon se users ne unko bhai ban k “peeth peeche” waar kia? :p|
|Nazia: Who is his zada achi dost; Kitab or Diamond?|
| Diamond 😛 / Kitab is more than a friend!|