The White Swan

Nick: Maheen

The aggression for my passion for writing (and oration) began in high school, when some fellows made fun of me for reading a presentation out of a paper, because I couldn’t speak fluent English… I decided to show them what a terrible mistake they had made!

Without indulging too much into self-praise; it will suffice to say, I usually find words to press laurels upon the worthy however its required; but Oh my Lord, this is about MAHEEN and I don’t even deem myself qualified enough to fairly regurgitate the elegance of this wonderful lady! If only there was a divine savant in the world, who could provide me with appropriate simile to describe this introduction the way I want to… *sigh*

From where do I start? This woman is a mannequin of grace! Every syllable of every word said by Maheen commands total respect. She is undoubtedly the kind of woman you’d wish to lower your gaze while addressing… the kind of woman for whom you’d find privilege in holding the door open… the kind of woman you pull a chair out at a restaurant for… the kind of woman upon arrival of whom, you subconsciously stand up from your seat to pay obeisance. Even in RL; as a caregiver, Maheen is a practical personification of care and compassion; she is a rare dying breed whose actions reincarnate your faith in humanity!

And this is not just me, speaking out of youthful exuberance… This is Maheen’s general rapport all around IRC. Find me a single person in its right mind who has an unfavorable opinion about her; you will not find even one! Even the traditionally notorious fellows will not be seen bad mouthing her; such is the consummation of goodness yielded by this incredible woman. I once asked Maheen about her parents because I was enormously intrigued to know how they brought her up. And I bloody meant it!

And that’s not it… Apart from impeccable etiquette, Maheen has an excellent taste in poetry.. and if we were allow to blaspheme without getting burned at a staked, I would go on to call her an impregnable Trivia Deity… Because she just CANNOT be beaten at trivia! Once I challenged her to a trivia match, best of 10 questions; and went on to ignominiously lose it 9 to 1; aur abhi I was googling/cheating, just to beat her! :S

Maheen is the person I really wish I had the pleasure of knowing in RL, not from IRC. I am absolutely in love with the person that she is… the love born out of reverence; not lust. And I am sure everybody will agree with me on this k she is a role model of how one should behave, even on a world as fake as IRC.

Like Bruce Wayne said:

“Its not who you are underneath, but what you DO, that defines you“

Maheen is the person whose reputation precedes her actions, and her actions speak louder than any word from rest of us ever could…!

Testimonials:

• Kitab: Very decent and adorable lady..poetry mai taste bohat acha..or bohat achi insan hain.
• Ehmath: She is a fine woman. Elegant!
• Smurfette: I think she has a great taste in literature.
• [[[Mr-VehShee]]]: Pyari Maheen Meri Pyari Nazar Mai Buhat Pyaari Hai – is Liyeh Mai Apni Pyari Zuban Sab k Samne Pyari Maheen ko  *Pyari* Kehta Hun !!!
• Beparwah: If someone asks me to define elegance, stunning, enticing, wondrous and majestic I would say just one word “Maheen”. She is one of those people on IRC about whom u can say “like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day”. Wish her all the best in her life!
• LaAdLa`Da`Sad`Flute:  Maheen is a nice name/nick, luckily or unluckily we don’t know each other.
• SoniZz: A very classy lady who treats everyone with such respect that you will never see anyone say anything bad about her.
• Chox: A very nice soft spoken lady, Very elegant.
• Nazia: Maheen is very polite, sober and friendly. She treats me with respect all the time
• Dionysus: Sophisticated / sahab e zooq
• Diamond: Maheen is beautiful inside out ❤ very graceful and someone I genuinely respect. Glad we’re friends and I look forward to years of good time with her.
• Pirate_Ov_De_Arabian:  Maheen … iz definetly a THUMP THUMP ov every heart too … he mannerz her attitude her wizdom her rezpect which every 1 carry’z it all zpeakz ov her perzonna … Maheen iz zom 1 I hav hav alwayz Cheerizhed in kompany either in trivia in chat … n da 1 thingi i luv to c 4 Maheen iz her long healthy life at leazt to ma death zo i can alwayz njoy her prezence in da clan … Maheen yer truely a gem 4 dose who know wht ye r

Interview

Tell me something about yourself. Ideally, something which is not common knowledge.

I didn’t think people knew me so well (but) I am a super sensitive person

Oh trust me, Madame, everyone knows you are sensitive ^_^

What made you joined IRC? And why do you use it?

I was told, i would be able to chat with fellow Pakistani’s (being in the US)… and now I use it to play trivia

Yea, I used to enjoy playing trivia too… now I am waiting just for YOU to quit!:@

If you had to change your nick, what would your new name be, and why would you choose that nick?

My other nick is Angel-of-Hope and I chose it because mostly people call me an angel, specially those who i take care of

Do you prefer being anonymous on IRC? If Yes, Why?

I guess, I usually share what is asked … I do not have a facebook account (though) / as far as numbers are concerned, i don’t think that is so important to share

Have you ever met anyone from IRC? If yes, who?

Yes, a friend who doesn’t join anymore. She lives in Lahore (as well but) I don’t think you might know her.

Is there any channel on IRC you want completely destroyed? If yes, why?

#incest, the word itself gives me a cringe!

persephone` might chose to differ! KEK!

Who on IRC do you like/dislike the most? One nick for each.

lol, I do not have a specific nick for either. why don’t I say what i like and do not like about people on IRC? I like people who are nice and courteous, and do not like rude people, who are hurtful.

Who is the person whom you wish you had met in RL, not through IRC?

I’d like to meet Marie in real life and see why she likes to be so mean to most people

I’ve never seen trolling with such an innocent persona, lol

Who is the person you think about when you are not on IRC?

I leave IRC behind, when I’m not on it

🙁

What’s your worst memory from IRC?

When this one person, cursed me out real badly because he thought i was googling answers playing trivia

I forgot to ask you his name. Give moniker and see him fall to the tip of my spear like a bad habit! :@

What is the hottest (Most Catchy) nick you find on IRC? What is the least attractive nick?

Catchiest: Beparwah; and the nick i never like is manhoos, because I do not like that word in real life too

Catchiest: Beparwah!

/me prepares for hara-kiri!

What was the weirdest conversation you have overheard on IRC?

When users fight or argue about how much wealth they own. (But the worse had to be) when some girl with the nick marmalade was exposed (pictures leaked) on irc, I guess that was her nick if i am not wrong

After 10 years, when/if you are gone from IRC, what you will be most nostalgic about?

The nice people from whom i learned different things.. (Such as..) you, when you helped me during the time my nick was taken by the enforcer.

Anything for you, my lady!

What is the most interesting activity imaginable on IRC?

Playing word games (Trivia)

I know, right?! :@

What was the most uncomfortable thing you’ve had to do out of politeness on IRC?

Okay, had to chat with a perv, because he was suicidal…brought him back to believe in life…and he has changed his ways

Ok, may be you are too innocent for your own good! O_o

How do you manage to stay so polite always; despite people being unreasonable from time to time?

I remember when I was a little girl, I was upset at someone and wanted to curse them out, but my mother’s words reminded me “keechar main paaoon daalo gi, toh tumharay hi pakray kharab hoangay” so I always go by that thought!

You, my lady, are an endangered specie!

First think of a product. Which person on IRC can you associate with it the most?

(Not a product but) I can relate to an attribute, that is friendship, and Meow_ comes to mind, when she defended Marie, while I was saying something against her

Name one of your enemies on IRC which you would rather wish to be friends with?

I have no enemies in real life, let alone on IRC

Aww, now ain’t that cute? ^_^

Name your IRC crush, if any?

lol, in case you don’t know, I am a married woman. I’m very happy with my life partner (he is my crush, none on irc).

Admirable!

Describe me in one word?

Compassionate!

Describe Dionysus in one word?

Tactful

Describe Beparwah in one word?

Precious

If you are asked to suggest a nick name for IRC, what will it be?

Fish market

Tell one of your darkest fantasies?

Do you think everyone has a dark fantasy? (Because i dont have one). (But) I still wonder what it would have been, if i did have one.

At what age did you had your first crush? What did you like in him/her?

My first crush was my cousin, when i was nine, he was always on this device with his headphones on, and I was fascinated at how he could talk like that.

#CutenessOverloaded

Most embarrassing moments in RL?

When i asked one of my cousin, who was paralyzed in one leg why he always came out of the bathroom to put on his pants ( I was 12 then, and then when I was a little older, I realized he was not able to stand to do that, I was so embarrassed with myself and devastated that I must have hurt him real bad)

What do you notice in a guy/girl at first sight?

Their eyes… “eyes are a window to a person’s soul”

Who is the person who you try to actively avoid on IRC?

None, i have a built-in ignore button, so I can ignore anyone that is a pest.

So who is the most recent person whom you put on your ‘biotic’ ignore list?

Lol, this person who continuously asks me to chat in private; I won’t mention his name. Parda rakhna achi baat hoti hai 🙂

Despite various pleas, she didn’t mention his name!

Bonus: Dedicate some words for any one of our mutual friends

They are all very sweet and are not afraid to say anything to each other what is on their mind (The Skype Group) Dionysus: is a nice guy, he is always very respectful towards me, but sometimes I think he says things about people behind their back which he should change

Bonus: Say a few words for Dauntless, Good & Bad!

You are one of the nice people on IRC. I don’t think I have observed anything in you, that you need to change

Next Up: Ishkaa – The Scorpion Queen!